I was recently described as a “grammar guardian” and it’s true that I am only a couple of steps away from carrying around a red marker pen to correct mistakes on signs. For now I manage to satisfy myself with taking pictures of the offending error (and then tweeting them for the masochistic pleasure of my fellow pedants).

It occurred to me that I could give these pictures a permanent home on here, so where better to start than with this double horror from Bellway Homes?